Monday Night!

No, that does not mean football!! Not only is it Monday, but it was season opening-monday. Where should I start...OH YES...I learned on Big Bang Theory that you should never, ever tell a girl that she is not smart enough to date you!! Or that it is ok with you that she is "not smart." (I'm trying a little not to give away too many spoilers, as I know many people record their favorite shows and watch them later). I learned on How I Met Your Mother that sleeping around is not the way to get the woman you love to fall in love with you. I learned on Two and a Half Men that sometimes, if you plot deviously enough, you can guilt a man into giving you money. And I learned on Worst Week that jumping to conclusions generally puts you into hot water. And I laughed and laughed and laughed.

At least now I know how not to attract a female. Barney and Charlie have been great role models on the kind of men I don't want to be!!! OH, I almost forgot, "daddy issues" seemed to be a running gag last night, with the topper, of course, being the premiere of Worst Week being about the father.

Favorite shows? Do you read my blog? Is it amusing, or should I just quit? Let me know, PLEASE.

Priceless

One more commercial reference....

Have you seen the "priceless" commercial, in which fisrt base costs $58, second base is 750 pesos, and third base is 300,000 yen? I absolutely love it when the little boy hits the ball, you hear the very distinct sound of a window breaking, and and the next line is "Home -- priceless." Made me laugh out loud.

I was recently "caught" in an adult store. One of my friends noticed my monkey-bike in front of it, and casually asked what I was doing in the [furniture store], which happens to be next door. I kindly offered to share what I had bought at [not the furniture store], but said refused such information, claiming it would be too much to bear (or possibly monkey?).

This particular Monkey has been having way too much fun lately (with only a minor part of that fun related to above-mentioned adult store). Said fun has been in a personal attitude adjustment, whereas said Monkey has decided that life is too short to bitch. Maybe I'll just hang around with a bunch of bananas from now on. :)

Remote Control!!

Have you ever lost your remote? I know that I have personally lost my remote more times than I've been able to count. I have been known to spend HOURS (ok, maybe really only minutes) looking for the darn thing, when all I really had to do was get up off my monkey butt and turn on the tv!! I have also been known to sit in front of the tv on the couch, with the tv off for lack of knowing exactly where the remote control is.

And speaking of tv, I really like the new Sasquatch commercial. Something with remote control airplanes...it's about time that Sasquatch starts getting his revenge!!!

What's your favorite commercial? What silly things have you done due to lost-remoted-ness?